i had a cool dream where i like woke up from a dream about being mad at my dad and while i was still asleep i was like analyzing my dream-dream and felt better and then went along in normal life and like went to class and stuff and then when i woke up i was like ohhhhhhhh

afternoon naps are weird

MAYBE I’M DREAMING RIGHT NOW

okay like i knew that people were saying blue is the warmest color has some good sex scenes but like wow

wow

i didn’t think they would be that good

hoooooly fuck

what an unbelievable cutie oh my GOD

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pastaronironironi:

I found my kindergarten notebook

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modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

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devynjaiden:

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

I’m tired and this is hilarious

looks like a pretty good fit

devynjaiden:

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

I’m tired and this is hilarious

looks like a pretty good fit

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

:)

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me if i was a vet

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thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

ooooooh

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

ooooooh

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lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


oops

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHATTA CUTE

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

image

oops

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHATTA CUTE

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sleepscape:

twentypercentcooler:

aninventoryofthepossible:

dr. perky 

Real Dr. is not a real doctor.

dr. thunder is my whole childhood

WHERE IS DOCTOR HYVEE?! 
(midwest luv)

sleepscape:

twentypercentcooler:

aninventoryofthepossible:

dr. perky 

Real Dr. is not a real doctor.

dr. thunder is my whole childhood

WHERE IS DOCTOR HYVEE?!

(midwest luv)

just registered for classes!!!!!!!!!!

i’m taking a shakespeare class that is cross listed in the english and theatre department?! which i think will be really cool?? cause like i have taken shakespeare courses in the past but have never really read the plays as like actual works of theatre? it’ll be interesting to actually view them as plays instead of essentially works of poetry read to myself in my head………

also an honors seminar called “women gone wild” which should be pretty neat?!

AND ANIMAL VIRUSES LECTURE + LAB

SO FUCKING EXCITED

VIRUSES YOU GUYS

VIRUSES

also i would like to point out that the professor for animal viruses is named Aloysius Klingelhutz.

i shit you not. such a great name.

and i’m doing honors research next semester hollaaaa

killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

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teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

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